Company Statement of Statements
Here at Brake Monsters it is our goal to scare your tires shitless ...into stopping that is. No other website or browser around offers the variety and insanely good deals on brake parts for your vehicle. Except if you drive a T-Rex, then I suggest you go to trexbrakes.com. Our smarter than your staff is here to answer your every question and ensure you have a pleasant expierence shopping. We value your feedback as well, just send it to our temp who will personally read every message you send him. His job depends on it. Thank you for visiting BrakeMonsters.com.
Members ...no not those members, get your head out of the garbage
Mark - Group leader. Responsible for the cart, payment system, and most of database interactions
Brad - Designer of the front end, Google analytics, and that the pages meet specs
Kim - Gathering Policy information and doing the test_cases doc
Brian - All CRUD operations
Amanda - Log in system
Our Carbon Footprint
1111 Fun Pizza Chocolate Milky Way
Orlando, FL 32817
How To Stalk Us
Phone Number: 407-555-5555
Hours: Always on Lunch
Email: humans@brakemonsters.com